dong dong diggy dong dong

youdonthavetogotocollege:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

Peperony and chease

I’m going to throw up

ravpocalypse:

they-see-me-rolling-dice:

knittystitch:

knittystitch:

Update

JESUS CHRIST

This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

mjalti:

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

sorry:

lmortal:

sorry:

my mom bought me a two carrot gold ring

*karat

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higgzorz:

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

relishboi:

new phone who am i

ghettowarmachine:

hotelmario:

ghettowarmachine:

boy am i hungry for a krabby patty

mugicha1:

mugicha1:

summer looks  ☀️

this post is ruining my life

guerrillatech:

“Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can’t! It was massive corporate activity all along!”

softwaring:

a masterpost

undomestication:

enemies with benefits